One evening Stick Child was awake a bit later than usual and saw part of a programme about a TV chef who goes into failing restaurants and helps them get back on track. Being as Stick Child is only 9 years old, his Daddy quickly changed channels as the TV chef launched into a tirade consisting of language so colourful it would have made Stick Caligula blush.
Anyway, that night Stick Child had a dream that went a bit like this….
Stick Chef began to take a look around…
He didn’t like what he saw.
And it got worse…
A violent rage began to erupt from within his stick body…
Stick Chef’s meltdown continued…
Then he had a moment of calm…
The other guy thought this sounded vaguely familiar, but listened anyway. Then things got even better…
The dysfunctional practices were no more and Stick Chef’s work was done.
Then Stick Child woke up and smiled.
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